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Comment on 50 Licensed Emo Band Names

fourth place taint — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 21:10:14 GMT

forced into monogamy
two fingers in
pheromones forever
golden ratio and the smile

Comment on Eat, Pray, Suck a Fat One

your strange gas — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 02:17:55 GMT

sumtimes my tv rejects my schedule for programming. the machine will not record it and then blame it on time warner.

those billboards are rank whores that fuck you in vague ways.

they shut down the yogurt tree today in studio city. if only they could have held on till eat pray love had a couple of weeks in the marketplace.

Comment on Goodbye Port-au-Prince, Hello Rose Bowl - by the Reverend Roy Pentecost

Ninja — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:17:24 GMT

Hi murphwindfire,

Thanks for reading.

As has been mentioned to you before via various internet communication devices, anything that is not "posted by The Fictional Ninja" or is explicitly posted by someone else other than "The Fictional Ninja" within the title of the piece means that the writer of the article is not the website administrator, whom you seem to believe has written here under a different alias than usual. As it happens, the writer of the piece not only has no affiliation with Boston College, but has spoken out against it as a means to bust the balls of the site administrator on multiple occasions. Thus, if Mr. Tebow attended BC, the Reverend Roy Pentecost's article would likely remain unchanged.

Thanks for the comment, regardless.

Comment on Goodbye Port-au-Prince, Hello Rose Bowl - by the Reverend Roy Pentecost

murphwindfire — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:59:34 GMT

1st!
Also, if tebow decided to play for BC, you would be making a filipino foreskin collection as we speak. Some people want to help Haitians find new and better lives for both religious and secular reasons. Lets not paint their faith in the evil light here, lets leave that to the fact that not a soul down their knows where to take a propper dump, let alone how to properly rescue orphans. They tried to do a good thing, and they were tangled up while doing it (and recently acquitted). Funny article, nonetheless.

Comment on The Flawed Logic of Steve Phillips, and the Coulier Effect

Col Plug — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:16:30 GMT

In all honesty, that chick is way uglier than Dave Coulier. I did a Google image search for "dwarf wizard" and got more accurate look-alikes.

Comment on The Worst Cow in the World

kate — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:24:43 GMT

word, slaughter that fuckin broannabe

Comment on How to Write Your First Polarizing Political Book!

Matt — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:45:51 GMT

I'm glad you shamelessly linked to your article in my comments, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten to laugh and leave my link here. Read the culturewharf at http://culturewharf.wordpress.com

Comment on A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

Bobboli — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:23:31 GMT

From imdb

Revealing mistakes: One of the mutants is wearing sneakers when he's chasing the girl.

I do like the half-assed swipes by the swamp monster at the prepubescent nymphoid.

Comment on The Worst Cow in the World

Col Plug — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:56:02 GMT

What kind of a dickhead cow has a spot that looks like Alaska on its torso?

Comment on Loooneeeely, I Am So Looooneeelyyyyy

Jake — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:55:09 GMT

Hysterical I can 1) get on the site on my work laptop...and 2) I need to enter a security code to post a comment.