Shatterfaced.com - Merely for the Sake of Future Nostalgia: Recent Comments

Comment on 50 Licensed Emo Band Names

2010-09-22T21:10:14Z

forced into monogamy
two fingers in
pheromones forever
golden ratio and the smile

Comment on Eat, Pray, Suck a Fat One

2010-08-16T02:17:55Z

sumtimes my tv rejects my schedule for programming. the machine will not record it and then blame it on time warner.

those billboards are rank whores that fuck you in vague ways.

they shut down the yogurt tree today in studio city. if only they could have held on till eat pray love had a couple of weeks in the marketplace.

Comment on Goodbye Port-au-Prince, Hello Rose Bowl - by the Reverend Roy Pentecost

2010-02-15T20:17:24Z

Hi murphwindfire,

Thanks for reading.

As has been mentioned to you before via various internet communication devices, anything that is not "posted by The Fictional Ninja" or is explicitly posted by someone else other than "The Fictional Ninja" within the title of the piece means that the writer of the article is not the website administrator, whom you seem to believe has written here under a different alias than usual. As it happens, the writer of the piece not only has no affiliation with Boston College, but has spoken out against it as a means to bust the balls of the site administrator on multiple occasions. Thus, if Mr. Tebow attended BC, the Reverend Roy Pentecost's article would likely remain unchanged.

Thanks for the comment, regardless.

Comment on Goodbye Port-au-Prince, Hello Rose Bowl - by the Reverend Roy Pentecost

2010-02-15T19:59:34Z

1st!
Also, if tebow decided to play for BC, you would be making a filipino foreskin collection as we speak. Some people want to help Haitians find new and better lives for both religious and secular reasons. Lets not paint their faith in the evil light here, lets leave that to the fact that not a soul down their knows where to take a propper dump, let alone how to properly rescue orphans. They tried to do a good thing, and they were tangled up while doing it (and recently acquitted). Funny article, nonetheless.

Comment on The Flawed Logic of Steve Phillips, and the Coulier Effect

2010-02-09T17:16:30Z

In all honesty, that chick is way uglier than Dave Coulier. I did a Google image search for "dwarf wizard" and got more accurate look-alikes.

Comment on The Worst Cow in the World

2010-01-13T22:24:43Z

word, slaughter that fuckin broannabe

Comment on How to Write Your First Polarizing Political Book!

2009-10-13T04:45:51Z

I'm glad you shamelessly linked to your article in my comments, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten to laugh and leave my link here. Read the culturewharf at http://culturewharf.wordpress.com

Comment on A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

2009-10-05T20:23:31Z

From imdb

Revealing mistakes: One of the mutants is wearing sneakers when he's chasing the girl.

I do like the half-assed swipes by the swamp monster at the prepubescent nymphoid.

Comment on The Worst Cow in the World

2009-09-25T13:56:02Z

What kind of a dickhead cow has a spot that looks like Alaska on its torso?

Comment on Loooneeeely, I Am So Looooneeelyyyyy

2009-06-27T21:55:09Z

Hysterical I can 1) get on the site on my work laptop...and 2) I need to enter a security code to post a comment.