Conversation via text message between NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and NFL Vice President Ray Anderson:

RG: yo (5:33PM)

u there (5:34PM)

?? (5:38PM)

RA: yep. wuz ^ (5:38PM)

RG: u see da fight 2day? (5:39PM)

RA: bet ur ass (5:40PM)

RG: Johnson MMA-style beat finegen's ballz in. (5:43PM)

RA: Mm (5:43PM)

RG: 25K each? (5:45PM)

RA: didnt we just fine harrison like 328943283 for a hit in-game? helmets off today. (5:46PM)

RG: ... (5:46PM)

RA: dont do that shit. what does that mean. (5:47PM)

RG: i dont see ur pt (5:47PM)

RA: we have to be somewhat consistent about this (5:48PM)

RG: fk it. who gives a turd sandwich (5:51PM)

RA: ur weird, dude. (5:52PM)

RG: but for seer - it was in houston. no 1 gives a rats ass. Everyone knows who james harrison is and he's scary black man, so we had to do someth (5:54PM)

ing to shut people up. (5:54PM)

RA: but 25K? they were like legit fist-fighting! (5:55PM)

RG: r we still talking bout this? did u c scarlet johansen in gq? (5:56PM)

RA: insta-boner (5:57PM)