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Shatterfaced.com - Merely for the Sake of Future Nostalgia: Last Note About C Me Dance. Probably.

Last Note About C Me Dance. Probably.

So the "fake IMDb review" that I wrote for the movie just became the real IMDb review. It's up on the film's IMDb front page:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1314645/

Yes, I am "BillMurrayismyGod", and I couldn't be prouder.

Posted by The Fictional Ninja at 4/19/2009 3:59 PM

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