Today, Fox News announced that Alan Colmes will be officially resigning from Hannity and Colmes effective at the end of the year. Shatterfaced.com has received exclusive rights to Colmes' resignation letter before it will be released to the public tomorrow.

                                                                                                                                       24 November 2008
Deah Gwacious Fans,
               Today I cwied and I cwied and I cwied so hahd that finally I couldn't take it anymo-ah. Sean
usually doesn't appweciate me, but today, he cwossed the line. I walked into the studio, (sniff), and
I said, "Hello, Sean!" and without saying hello back, he gwabbed my hand and he made it into a fist
and, (sniff), he made me hit myself in the face. He kept saying "Why you hitting yourself? Why you hitting
yourself?" but I wasn't hitting myself! It was Sean that was hitting me with my own fist! And it hurt! I demanded
that Sean be put in time-out, but because I yelled so loudly, I got put in time-out. So while I sat in the corner,
(sniff), Sean stuck his tongue out at me and made faces behind Mr. Murdoch's back. Nobody saw him, but
he was doing it! I sweah! So finally, I said, "fine, I'm gonna take my telepwomptah and go home," and no one
weacted. Sean made me cwy in fwont of evewyone for the last time! As I was leaving, they said something
about how I look like the cwypt keepah fwom "Tales from the Cwypt," but I wasn't listening. (sniff).

With wegwets,
Alan